Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 23:37:14 -0400 From: "Auntie (April Millican)" To: elly millican Subject: peeing, hand washing, paper towelling Parts/Attachments: 1 OK ~19 lines Text (charset: ISO-8859-1) 2 Shown ~39 lines Text (charset: ISO-8859-1) ---------------------------------------- i almost never use the paper towels, i dry my hands on the back of my pants. and i don't use soap either. one thing i learned about all of those obsessive hand-washers - they don't sit on the seats in public toilets - they hover above them like some crazed bird - and the pee all over the frigging seats.... and do you think they ever wipe up their dribbly piss from their poor aim? hell no! they just rush into the other room and scrub their hundred dollar manicures with industrial soap and clip-clop out the door. one time, when i was really bored at a big dinner i had to attend, i hung out in the bathroom and waited for the big hairs in their designer drawers to hit the johns, then took a peek when they were done - 8 out of 10 had pissed on the seats. April Millican auntie@auntie.com http://www.auntie.com